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...A comprehensive overview of funerary products, services, and commemorative elements with an
option to read the text in its entirety or leapfrog to particular segments for referencing specific topics
...An inclusive exploration of every relevant component for initiation or revision of final arrangements...
embedded with some surprising current trends
...A whimsical perspective for pleasurable end-of-life event pre-planning... a recreational retreat within
the context of useful information
...An unusual style, with mirthful frog illustrations and diversionary vignettes to help the reader loosen up...
content is interspersed with distraction segments that include playful asides, rhyming quips, word
games, and double meanings promoting lighthearted fun
...A celebration of one's uniqueness through opportunities to identify customized details as a basis for
decisions... with encouragement for conveying wishes to the people who matter most
CONCEPT
BOOK
ABOUT ME
A commonly concealed subject is exhumed
from the depths of denial and infused with
humanistic humor. Reluctant mortals who
step tentatively into this domain emerge
refreshingly informed, prepared, and
triumphant.
This book is different. It's for people who
would like to have a good time while
exploring the territory and engaging in a task
that might otherwise seem daunting or
difficult at first glance.
IN A SPIRIT OF FUNERARY FRIVOLITY... READERS WILL:
CONTACT
Encounter:
The renowned spiritualist, Claire Voyant
The spirit of Smokey Stackaton, a decedent who was a bit "steamed" about being
cremated
Blanche Skinner, who would have appreciated it if you had thought to transfer your
nudist resort time-share to her name before you died
Al Bragnauseum, a recent decedent presenting his own eulogy by way of a videotaped
message to his supposed admirers
An imaginary Funeral and Memorial Service Epicenter (FAMSE) that is a hypbrid
browsing library and retail shop
The Last Gasp Saloon where you'll be privy to other folks' plans for commemorative
affairs when you "belly up" to the bar
Witness:
An overture to cadaver dissection at the hands of medical students...
Rosie Sanguini, Earnest Exudata, Flo Urinablad,
Arie Lungunkin, Collin Oscopee, and Lancelot Lesionicky
Be Entertained By:
Illustrative croaking creatures...
Oliver Webber, Dotty Browning, Iris Bulginski, Cliff Leapinhardt, Tad Polinelli,
Lily Paddinghauser, Ruf Skinner, Kaydence Ribetnauer, Mark Wartman, Arty
Amphibifield,
and Eggbert Spawnith
Giggle:
Upon seeing the heading for a segment about memorial stones
Realize:
That all lives are special and worthy of individualized attention when they end
Colorful End-of-Life Pre-planning
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